An ordinary man

I don't think he has ever considered the fact that he is as normal as anyone can be. Some people like to think they are weird, that makes them special. Which in my opinion is great, if it makes you feel good. But for him it is more than that. Being weird is a way of life. Why not (y!)?
He sits in his bizarre little room full of junk asking for help which always ends up in everything being done for him. Dressed in black he boasts his achievements though his audience knows none of them are his. But he is a lucky man. He endlessly gets what he wants, and always will.